SUNDAY MORNING WITH MY CUZ

South coast

hey i almost got lost today lol,Here i was in the wrong taxi,i did ask if this was the right taxi and these stupidass passangers looked at me and said "ya sho iyona" So i started noticing when the taxi took a right turn from the Hibberden,It was late for to stop the driver so i relaxed,i wrecodnized the road,i knew where to get off... Close call

Just Have fun

Here's a good idea for a joke
Yabo lamabhawodi amakhulu? Bring them to an amusement park.Get on a roller coaster with a person ombonayo ukuthi uyasha.When the ride starts,hold up the bolt and say, "haibo kuphumaphi lokhu?"

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hey ngaze ngabhoreka yaz,kuyashisa nase mnyango angikwazi ngisho ukwenzani,kodwa i must continue with my writing,Im almost done with my mixtape,I can't wait iphume.Check this out 4 more info

Finally my shack is sNAKE free...i think

Im sure you all have seen those scenes in movies were some1 closes the door slowly behind the person they about to whip his ass? Well that what i did this morning,I didnt care weather the snake was poisonous or not,i had to deal with this shit once and for all,so here i was moving things outside trying to make space for a can of whoopass,i found it hiding under the carpet at the corner there,NGASHAYA but somehow it was smaller thn the one i saw but i didnt care,i finally got rid of the problem..so i thought
After finishing moving back impahla,i saw something moving next to the busket,i got closer and bAMM! Another snake,now this1 was abit bigger,i hit it twice just to paralize it,i threw it outside then i called the neigbours to come and see if it was Majola or not

Nge Weekend

These were people who attended my mom's funiral,I would like to thank each and everyone of them kodwa ikakhulukazi ibandle lakhe uma iBHEK'THEMBA without these guys,the funiral would have been just..something else,phela sonke besqala nokuya lapha eMawotana even my mom went there once but she was planning on taking us there to see her newly found family. I dont know what we would have done if They (Majola family) didnt show up

Majola Snake

I just saw this snake again,ngithe ngivula nje Nansi ihleli kwi plangwe eRoofini,the same place it usualy shows itself,So i rushed to umakhelwane ngacela ushibhoshi,I spraid it with j's fluid,it tried to reach to the other side,I pulled it down with the intension to kill but it fell on some of my mom's clothes, When i look for it there i couldnt find it,15 minutes l8r it shows up phezulu ekhoneni and it quickly went back in.
My aunt along with the lady nextdoor said it is Majola The snake and i must be gentle with it,The problem is that Im terrified of snakes and im alone here

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Solution for the snake problem

Izolo i was chilling with some of my neighbours since my sister is already at Mawoti near nanda where my Mom will be laid to rest,Now as we were talking,the Snake thing kinda poped up and they told me the reason i have a snake problem in my crib is because i got rid off the rat problem.So guess what i saw today? Yip! A rat...
Im happy to announce that the rats are back,You know what that means...Let me get my mouse trap ready,It's time to pop some heads lol

ThERE'S A SNAKE IM MY MJONDOLOThERE'S A SNAKE IM MY MJONDOLO

It's official there's a snake in my shack lol,I know this may sound funny but it serious,you see im from a superstious background and things like this need to be looked at.
The 1st time i saw the snake my mom was still in the hospital,i told her about it thn 3days later she was gone,The interesting part is that today it was at the same spot it was from the 1st ime i saw it,so i did the onlything i could think of,poke it hard with a stick and pour it with J's fluid,i heard snakes hate the smell of that thing and humans too,that shit reeks.
Now im waiting for the 3rd time,Shit gonn pop! Im gonna cut it in half and toss it outside,that is if i have'nt moved out of here lol

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Massive Asteroid hurtling towards Earth

A Massive asteroid hurtling towards Earth but don't worry, scientists say it will just miss us
with a distance of just 201,700 miles,A width of some 400metres and weighing 55million tons.

YU55 will be the largest object to ever approach Earth so close.all this shit will take place on November 8 by the way so you can start now crossing fingers..lol
YU55 was imaged by the Arecibo Radar Telescope in Puerto Rico in April last year. At the time this fuzzy picture was taken, the asteroid was 1.5 million miles from earthIt is, however, still officially labelled a 'potentially hazardous object' - if it was to hit Earth, it would exert a force the equivalent of 65,000 atomic bombs and leave a crater six miles wide and 2,000ft deep.Now that's powerfull blast.

YU55 was discovered by Robert McMillan, head of the Nasa- funded Spacewatch Program at the University of Arizona, Tucson in December 2005. It orbits the sun once every 14 years but will not collide with Earth for at least a century. 'YU55 poses no threat of an Earth collision over, at the very least, the next 100 years,' Mr Yeomans said.Well atleast il be gone by than 'MR yeo' lol
OK the only reason i posted this is because i want to know what people think and also let me know,do you think this has anything to do with what people are talking about,You know ''The world coming to an end on December 24 2011'' ? if you take a look at the two they actually mean 1thing wich is

Destruction of human Existence on Earth..,kushubile